karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout
you: hey
me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?
a well balanced dnd party is:
- ill punch you. ill fucking punch you if you even LOOK at me.
- Decent Person
- brooding mid 2000s scene kid
- furry
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
fjord and caleb each, individually, to beau: we wont be shady. we swear we wont be shady. 100% guarantee
fjord and caleb, the moment beau leaves the room, chugging: SHADE! SHADE! SHADE! SHADE! SHADE! SHA
beau: what are you? WHAT are you?
caleb and fjord on either side of a dangerous magic ritual runestone, sighing: an idiot sandwhich
the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man
